[moonwaningcrescent]

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

[natural--blues]

If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.

If the answer is no, move on.

[patchworkheart]

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

[sensicalabsurdities]

Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.

[ozzyozmcozman]

no that’s just how siblings are

• new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint
• new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga
• new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up
• new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga

[koobaxion]

As if I need a reason to buy RC cola besides the fact that I’m broke and it’s the first mixer I see in the liquor store

[koobaxion]

Ok @ruff pointed out that RC cola isn’t even fucking verified and that’s honestly such an aesthetically on brand move for them

[cultofgaga]

Me

[cypulchre]

Guillem H. Pongiluppi

[reignoftheinfernalqueen]

@oktober-rust-666 I love this crossover.

Im gonna draw Junkrat

[sonderingtrashcompactor]

HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS ITS ROADHOG!!!

OH NO WHATS THIS??????

DOUBLE APRIL FOOLS I DREW JUNKRAT TOO!!!

have a happy and safe April fools everyone!

[carlashawofficial]

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

[carlashawofficial]

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

[itacake]

do it for him

[askslinkybanana]

*reblogs this 400 times*

[carlashawofficial]

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

[emery-art-dump-thing]

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

[plisetskis]

me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later
narrator: she didnt

[lividlovers]

LMFAO wtf